What's the single most important item in your home that has a value of $1 or less? A brown plastic realistic cockroach nicknamed Freddie. We got it over 20 years ago, I don't remember where or why. Maybe a halloween party? Anyway. My wife and I have been hiding it for each other ever since. It could take months for Freddie to pop up but he always d
amy artworms brown (she/her) @artworms.bsky.social When I was 23, I saw a bunch of really cute velvet furniture on the side of the road, totally nice. Took it in and a year later a friend's new gf came to my house and it turns out I'd stolen her entire living room while she was moving.
ry @ryleemlock So I'm at Chili's and just got hit in the back of the head with a straw wrapper. I turned around and immediately a 65+ year old lady started apologizing saying she was aiming for her husband. Then they both started giggling. If that's not me when I'm older idk.
I can't be the only person on the planet that didn't know that you can just pick a piece of fruit off of a tree and eat it. I had a friend come over a few weeks ago and she was like, 'Carly, why do you have a bag of lemons in your fridge?' And I said, 'Oh, well, I use lemons in my cooking a lot and sometimes I put them in my sparkling water.' And s
Y'ALL KNOW I LOVE ELDERLY PEOPLE. Absolutely love them. My favorite human beings on earth. They got no filter, don't give a shit what they say. That being said, if you are out and about, you need to know time and place for certain phone conversations. And certain phone conversations should not be in the middle of a store during the holiday season w
Part 3 😂 But cream cheese on a hot dog? I've never seen that before in my life. Could you do that for me again? He looks at me all weird. He goes, 'My friend, are you talking about the Seattle dog?' And he points at the menu above his head. I didn't see the menu two years ago. There's one item on the menu of this hot dog stand. It's the Seattle dog
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