When I was a $tripper I remember one night I shouldn't have been at work ... I had a yeast infection SOOOO bad, I was on antibiotics and it was so itchy and I could only itch it in the dressing room. Well one guy asked for a vip 15 mins dance, and he started to grab it really hard but it was itching it so it was helping... usually they're not suppo
So I just found out why my dad has been banned from every Home Depot in our county since 2004. Apparently he got into an argument with an employee about whether concrete was "a liquid or a solid" and to prove his point, he bought 6 bags of concrete mix, made it in the parking lot, and tried to pour it on the hood of his truck to show that "liquids
I forgot my bfs phone was dead, so when he went to the bathroom I decided to roam around Walmart. About 20 minutes later I hear "Alyssa Stockton, your child is at register 10". I walk over there and there he is..my boyfriend..sitting there..on the bench..pouting that I left him.
Ethan K. Three years ago I was drunk outside a bar in Chicago and met a well-traveled homeless guy. We exchanged numbers and I still text him for travel advice. Christopher Crockpot. Ever been to Madison, Wisconsin? Hell yea I have. Got pepper sprayed at a hot air balloon festival back in 1998. Took three cops to take me down. Absolutely beautiful
Part 1. I find comedy in everything. Okay. Now there are times that I want to be serious and comedy finds me. Perfect example. Went to a wake. Not a place for comedy. Although the lady that saw me walk in didn't think that. As soon as I walk in, 'Oh my God, oh my God, I love you. What are you doing here?' I'm performing. What do you think I'm doing
talksick Follow just heard my roommate yell 'you USED me!!!' from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth
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